dreadelion:

in most of the modern AUs i see everyone is made human and i???? I DONT WANT THAT!!! i want modern fantasy where pretty much everything is the way it is in the real world but with mages and elves and qunari and dwarves and everyones just living everyday life

omg now all I can picture is Fenris being so pissed off at that book XD
"WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN THIS BOOK? WE PAID GOOD SOVEREIGNS FOR THIS BOOK AND THERE ARE HOLES IN IT." 

dreadelion:

in most of the modern AUs i see everyone is made human and i???? I DONT WANT THAT!!! i want modern fantasy where pretty much everything is the way it is in the real world but with mages and elves and qunari and dwarves and everyones just living everyday life

omg now all I can picture is Fenris being so pissed off at that book XD

"WHY ARE THERE HOLES IN THIS BOOK? WE PAID GOOD SOVEREIGNS FOR THIS BOOK AND THERE ARE HOLES IN IT." 

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I just finished the “starter” island for the Ebonheart Pact area. I should spend more time on my Bosmer. She’s super cute. Irwoniel Duskrun.

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relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

I wasn’t going to reblog until “goddammit mr noodle”

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kassa-fabrication:

what is your absolute least favourite video game

There was a DOS LotR game that totally scarred me as a child. At the time I was on like, windows 98 or 95 so it was a bit difficult to get it to work anyway, but it was HARD for younger me. So like because I had meta knowledge when I was having the hobbits run from Hobbiton to Bree, I was like “Let’s take the Brandywine bridge b/c Hobbits don’t like boats.” HA. BIG MISTAKE. The nazgul stabbed my Ringbearer and then there was this godawful noise/sound effect of someone screaming/moaning in pain and then my computer crashed and I didn’t play it after that for YEARS because it was so terrifying. Like I think I unplugged the computer and went downstairs b/c it was the scariest fucking thing.

Like the farthest I ever got was Bree I think. Maybe weathertop. MAYBE.

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snoggedinabox:

johnn-watsonn:

johnn-watsonn:

i pUT FAIRY LIGHTS UP IN MY ROOM ANd tHEYRE STUCK ON EXTREME STROBE AND I CANT STOP THEM

iTS LIKE IM AT A DISCO THIS IS NOT FUN

seems like theres a panic at the disco 

gODDAMN IT THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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He’s a silly guy. Who likes to rest his head on the console.

thegreenwolf:

This, my friends, is the silky anteater. They almost look more like something out of the Frouds’ studios than a living creature! They’re the world’s smallest anteater, and they can be found from southern Mexico down into a large portion of northern South America. Its fur helps it stay camouflaged, as it resembled the fluff on the seed pods of silk cotton trees. 

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autumnyte:

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

And the whole point of that song is that literally anyone can be the dancing queen. You don’t literally have to be a 17-year-old girl. All you have to do is listen to ABBA and believe!

I like the idea of becoming a dancing triumvirate though.

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middlemarching:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

what

Yeah I think there have been a couple other cases of chimeric women “failing” the maternity test—although I believe even in those cases where the chimeric DNA is expressing, they show up as closely related to their children (like a cousin or something), but not with as many markers in common as a mother would have. It’s very fascinating. (Tho I imagine it wasn’t any fun for those ladies.)

middlemarching:

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

what

Yeah I think there have been a couple other cases of chimeric women “failing” the maternity test—although I believe even in those cases where the chimeric DNA is expressing, they show up as closely related to their children (like a cousin or something), but not with as many markers in common as a mother would have. It’s very fascinating. (Tho I imagine it wasn’t any fun for those ladies.)

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hexgoddess:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

hexgoddess:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND

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twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

is this for real????????

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