Pole dancing Alistair [x]

I thought this was the Sims at first b/c of the sparkles (fairy!Alistair??) and now…

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yamisnuffles:

He’s not quite perfect (the top of his head could stand to be bigger for one), but after playing around with his hair in photoshop a bit, I like my EVE Alistair. Also, I wanted him to be shirtless, but they wouldn’t let me :P

He’s so… smooth and shiny… like it LOOKS like him but the textures… actually he was pretty shiny in Origins too lolol but in a different way XD

Actually this is absolutely what teen!Alistair looked like I bet XD

omg I AM PICTURING HIM GETTING INTO ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE <3 <3 <3

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andrewartwork:

Biotic terrorists Anders and Sir Pounce a Lot threaten key Alliance outposts, Spectres Alistair and Sebastian are called in to save the day.

DAT SEBASTIAN

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dapartybanter:

Wynne: Alistair, what’s this?
Alistair: It’s a sock?
Wynne: It’s a filthy sock. How did it find it’s way to my bedroll? 
Alistair: Maybe it likes you? Socks are sneaky like that. Anyways, It’s not mine.
Wynne: It has your name stitched on it. 
Alistair: Oh, haha. Ahh, part of Templar training back at the chantry. The men were, uhh, always getting their socks mixed up. Anyway, uhm, sorry about that, I’ll take it from you right now, one of my socks is feeling a little damp anyway, a change would be nice. 
Wynne: You’re going to put it on? It’s filthy!
Alistair: And dry. We’re not exactly traveling in the life of luxury here.
Wynne: What hideous habits you’ve picked up. 

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OH MY GOD I NEVER HEARD THIS ONE!!!

Tho to be fair I haven’t heard a lot of Wynne’s banter cause I said something that upset her while doing the tower stuff, and she got mad at me then I had to kill her cause she was trying to off me.

Ben Stiller is my headcast (or whatever it’s called) for the movie role of Alistair.

I think this needs no explanation.

A cheese you say….

syberfag:

and then this happened
lol guys thanks for coming to that 3 hour mega livestream I think I’m about to pass out now you are all amazing.


Thank you for fulfiling a LEGITIMATE need of mine :B &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3

syberfag:

and then this happened

lol guys thanks for coming to that 3 hour mega livestream I think I’m about to pass out now you are all amazing.

Thank you for fulfiling a LEGITIMATE need of mine :B <3 <3 <3

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spicyshimmy:

payroo:

All right! The project I’ve been working the entire second half of summer is finally ready to be revealed!

Here is the music video I made from MCDrowBane’s Fan Girlz Rule! Included in this post are both the youtube vid. and the Flash version (below)

not to get all persona 3 on this blog (it might never happen again) but…

i’ve been waiting for this!

This is the most amazing thing I have ever seen.

Dragon Age: Oranges.

karmic-slingshot:

Why am I laughing so hard there are tears coming out ahahaha X’D