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Um I usually go by 'Rhea' online so you can refer to me as that, or LL, or Liquid, or Lyrium, or LiquidLyrium or whatever I guess.


This blog is also [often] very NSFW. (And homoerotic.)

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SO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT QUINNTUS HAWKE :U

Quinntus Hawke References

My Fanarts and doodles

My fanfics and drabbles

Varric: *jokingly tells Quinn to show off his body hair when they talk to Bartrand to ‘assert his authority’ b/c it is dwarven tradition in negotiations*

Quinn: *Actually does it*

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Varric hates everywhere that isn’t the Hanged Man and Hightown.

(Also heard but not captured at the Wounded Coast: “Water. Pretty exciting. I know.”)

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I really hope something like the “Hawke muttered in an angry aside to the dwarf” happens in Inquisition.

"Tell me everything you know about these bandits"

"The Inquisitor said imperiously"

Varric I s2g do not undermine my authority in front of my captives.”

"Sorry, Inquisitor."

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So what if Dorian and Varric start talking about Danarius and/or Fenris!?!?! I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING

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this needs to be paired with Joker’s tall tale in ME3 lol

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fuckyeahvarric:

I thought of it. I mentioned it. I couldn’t resist.

Welcome back to the fictional phone sex line that has you feelin’ fine.

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lissinator:

Make Me Choose:  Anders or Varric

oh fuck

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janearts:

But what IF tho…

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momochanners:

My fangirl brain works 24/7, ‘k

I was about to protest, but then I remembered that Varric really DOESN’T like to travel (part of why he stays in Kirkwall after the shit hits the fan). I can’t say I blame him tho, considering how dangerous his adventures are… the Deep Roads expedition didn’t turn out too well.. and his adventures in the comics have been pretty harrowing so far too.

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best sleepover ever

liquidlyrium:

impressioniste:

Hawke: “Isabela I ASKED you to stop jabbing the knife into my thigh. Isabela?” Varric: “Sorry to break it to you Hawke, but she left 15 minutes ago.”

———

Pffffffffffft.

Fenris: And the mage has been… unusually silent.
Anders: You’re all horrible. I’m going home.
Varric: I’d walk you, Blondie, but I’m afraid if one of us trips, I might lose an eye.
Merrill: Oh! Even I got that one.
Hawke: Well, this certainly was a good idea.

And Aveline is the disciplinarian, of course.

Aveline: All right, the tenth bells rang out half an hour ago. If you lot don’t stop talking, and start sleeping, I’m going to start administering beatings. Starting with you, dwarf.

Varric: Me? My lady guardswoman, pray tell, for what offense have I earned such a threat?

Aveline: Your mouth is the biggest.

Isa: Ohh, I bet that’s not the only thing that’s—

Aveline: Shut up, whore. You’re next.

then it becomes an epic pillow fight-turned wrestling match with Aveline and Isa and things just go downhill from there.

OH MAN I JUST REALIZED. LOL. FENRIS IS TOTALLY THAT ONE PERSON WHO CRAWLS INTO BED/THEIR SLEEPING BAG FIRST WAY AND GETS ALL GROWLY AND PISSY WHEN TOO MUCH NOISE IS GOING ON XD

Don’t try to prank him tho, or he’ll probably rip your face off or put a hole in your chest.

He is such an angry little kitty sometimes XD <3

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impressioniste:

Hawke: “Isabela I ASKED you to stop jabbing the knife into my thigh. Isabela?” Varric: “Sorry to break it to you Hawke, but she left 15 minutes ago.”

———

Pffffffffffft.

Fenris: And the mage has been… unusually silent.
Anders: You’re all horrible. I’m going home.
Varric: I’d walk you, Blondie, but I’m afraid if one of us trips, I might lose an eye.
Merrill: Oh! Even I got that one.
Hawke: Well, this certainly was a good idea.

And Aveline is the disciplinarian, of course.

Aveline: All right, the tenth bells rang out half an hour ago. If you lot don’t stop talking, and start sleeping, I’m going to start administering beatings. Starting with you, dwarf.

Varric: Me? My lady guardswoman, pray tell, for what offense have I earned such a threat?

Aveline: Your mouth is the biggest.

Isa: Ohh, I bet that’s not the only thing that’s—

Aveline: Shut up, whore. You’re next.

then it becomes an epic pillow fight-turned wrestling match with Aveline and Isa and things just go downhill from there.

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deliciouspineapple:

ladynorthstar:

#GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #OOOH I HULK OUT #see it’s funny because it’s as magnificent as mark ruffalo’s rage pelt


Mmm, chest fur.  &lt;3

All I see here is an extremely manly dwarf with a talent for penning serials.
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