NERD ALERT O:

best sleepover ever

liquidlyrium:

impressioniste:

givethemhorns replied to your chat: sleepover parties at the Hawke estate

Hawke: “Isabela I ASKED you to stop jabbing the knife into my thigh. Isabela?” Varric: “Sorry to break it to you Hawke, but she left 15 minutes ago.”

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Pffffffffffft.

Fenris: And the mage has been… unusually silent.
Anders: You’re all horrible. I’m going home.
Varric: I’d walk you, Blondie, but I’m afraid if one of us trips, I might lose an eye.
Merrill: Oh! Even I got that one.
Hawke: Well, this certainly was a good idea.

And Aveline is the disciplinarian, of course.

Aveline: All right, the tenth bells rang out half an hour ago. If you lot don’t stop talking, and start sleeping, I’m going to start administering beatings. Starting with you, dwarf.

Varric: Me? My lady guardswoman, pray tell, for what offense have I earned such a threat?

Aveline: Your mouth is the biggest.

Isa: Ohh, I bet that’s not the only thing that’s—

Aveline: Shut up, whore. You’re next.

then it becomes an epic pillow fight-turned wrestling match with Aveline and Isa and things just go downhill from there.

OH MAN I JUST REALIZED. LOL. FENRIS IS TOTALLY THAT ONE PERSON WHO CRAWLS INTO BED/THEIR SLEEPING BAG FIRST WAY AND GETS ALL GROWLY AND PISSY WHEN TOO MUCH NOISE IS GOING ON XD

Don’t try to prank him tho, or he’ll probably rip your face off or put a hole in your chest.

He is such an angry little kitty sometimes XD <3

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impressioniste:

givethemhorns replied to your chat: sleepover parties at the Hawke estate

Hawke: “Isabela I ASKED you to stop jabbing the knife into my thigh. Isabela?” Varric: “Sorry to break it to you Hawke, but she left 15 minutes ago.”

———

Pffffffffffft.

Fenris: And the mage has been… unusually silent.
Anders: You’re all horrible. I’m going home.
Varric: I’d walk you, Blondie, but I’m afraid if one of us trips, I might lose an eye.
Merrill: Oh! Even I got that one.
Hawke: Well, this certainly was a good idea.

And Aveline is the disciplinarian, of course.

Aveline: All right, the tenth bells rang out half an hour ago. If you lot don’t stop talking, and start sleeping, I’m going to start administering beatings. Starting with you, dwarf.

Varric: Me? My lady guardswoman, pray tell, for what offense have I earned such a threat?

Aveline: Your mouth is the biggest.

Isa: Ohh, I bet that’s not the only thing that’s—

Aveline: Shut up, whore. You’re next.

then it becomes an epic pillow fight-turned wrestling match with Aveline and Isa and things just go downhill from there.

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deliciouspineapple:

ladynorthstar:

#GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #GIRL LOOK AT THIS BODY #OOOH I HULK OUT #see it’s funny because it’s as magnificent as mark ruffalo’s rage pelt

Mmm, chest fur.  <3

All I see here is an extremely manly dwarf with a talent for penning serials.

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high0castle:

cypheroftyr:

impressioniste:

Here’s a um. Test splice of audio files I put together. It isn’t perfect, but by God, it’s 6AM and I’ve got no mind left.

Prooooooobably not worksafe.

I went a little overboard. It’s not just Anders. It’s pretty much the entire male cast. Anders, Garrett, Carver, Varric, Fenris, Sebastian.

I’ll be under this huge rock over here for the rest of the day.

I’ll be over here… in my bunk. Excellent work on this… /claps

What a great thing to wake up to. It’s definitely done more to improve my mood than anything else over the past few days. A tip of the hat to you!

Aaaaahahahaha shit has been lost XD